- a television parody of "Rurouni Kenshin", a Japanese anime series - by Mandisa Washington | |
Bandages (by the yard)... 50 dollars Use of oxygen tank (by the day)... 1000 dollars Skin grafts (by the square inch)... 2500 dollars Surgeon to administer the skin grafts (by the hour)... 400 dollars Doctor to monitor the grafting (by the hour)... 250 dollars Court geisha to distract the patient (by the hour)... 500 dollars Really strong subcutaneous corticoadrenal repressors, i.e. painkillers (by the dose)... 300 dollars Holding autographed copies of Darwin's "On the Origin of Species" and Macchiavelli's "The Prince" in your bare hands... priceless There are some things super-human mental and physical determination can't provide. For everything else, there's the Hitokiri's Association. |
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