Sketch Priceless: Xena: Warrior Princess
- a television parody of "Xena: Warrior Princess", a Mythological fantasy
- by Mandisa Washington

Xena wields her arsenal proudly

New whetting stone (used for sharpening)... 30 dinars

Two new crossbows and double-set of bolts... 100 dinars

Bunch of timbers and heavy boulders... 20 dinars

Map to steep, winding canyon... 40 dinars

Bribe for diplomat's local guide... 300 dinars

Knowing that you'll never have to see Caesar's arrogant, smarmy face ever again... priceless

There are some things carefully plotted assassinations can't handle. Fortunately, this isn't one of them.

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